Talkin’ Women’s Basketball

I never watch women’s basketball. Never. I only know a few key individuals involved, but that’s because ESPN rubs them in everyone’s faces. Right now, I do know Pat Summit and Candace Parker. I also know how much Candace Parker and Shelden Williams (former Dukie; present Atlanta Hawkie) like to get down and dirty under the covers. But this isn’t an XXX blog, so I digress.

Big time kudos last night to the Stanford Cardinals last night erasing everyone’s hopes of a Tennessee/UConn National Title. Congrats to their coach I don’t know who the hell is either, but I do know that she has that accent whereas you know she could probably beat quite a few people up — just a solid guess. Those two big white girls, especially the one that SportsCenter kept displaying, y’know, the one that kept swatting the balls away, grabbing freakish rebounds, and running down the court like a beast. She’s like a chick Shaq, except much easier on the eyes (as in, much better looking).

I didn’t see the highlights on Tennessee, but after awaking to the new day 35 minutes ago, I raised up the monitor and navigated directly to ESPN.com. Two seconds later I was viewing the Women’s Scoreboard and seen the 47-46 score, with the headline, “Last-second putback sends Tennessee past LSU.” That tells me two things. One: damn, I should have watched the game. And two: LSU is probably going to beat Tennessee in the regular season and/or tournament over the next couple of years which will cause LSU fans to riot madly. I guarantee it. It always happens in sports.

Anyhow, enough chatter, tonight’s the men’s title game, baby, and I’m innocuously pumped and ready to rock in my computer chair tonight.

~ by The Inquisitor on April 7, 2008.